Winner of the 2003 GLAAD Media Award for
Best New York Theatre production and nominated for four Drama Desk and three
Lucille Lortel awards, Zanna Don't! is a romantic musical fairy
tale about a high school in an alternate universe where everyone is gay, and
being straight is not tolerated by society. Zanna Don't! boasts catchy
songs, a high-energy cast, and a timely message about love and tolerance. Zanna
is a tres-gay, magic wand-waving matchmaker who pairs up brassy Roberta with
demure Kate and football star Steve with chess-club champ Mike. No, this is not
your average American high school. Yes, this is the kind of high school gay kids
wish they attended.A suitably frothy, tuneful
staging by West Coast Ensemble makes it easy to understand the off-Broadway
success of the whimsical musical fairy tale, "Zanna, Don't!"
Creator Tim Acito (with Alexander Dinelaris) borrowed the
title pun and dimension-hopping antics from "Xanadu" to launch us into an
alternate reality that mirrors present-day Americana — except everyone in it is
gay.
Without taking itself seriously, the show wittily tweaks
homophobia with a parade of inverted stereotypes. Elfin matchmaker Zanna (Danny
Calvert) presides over romance in the reproductively improbable town of
Heartsville. In a daring move, Zanna and his fellow drama club students perform
a topical musical about whether heterosexuals should be allowed in the military
— as good a pretext as any for a campy production number (Christine Lakin and
Paul Nygro's choreography consistently transcends the limitations of the
thimble-sized stage).
When the star quarterback, Steve (Brent Schindele) wins
the big game by catching his own 40-yard pass, the victory is seen in its proper
perspective. ("I'm glad we beat them — their uniforms were awful.") Of course,
Steve could never compete with the honor afforded the school's nerdy chess
champion (Dan Pacheco). Under Zanna's spell, the two pair up in a match made in
heaven — until Steve's role in the school play forces him to kiss lesbian Kate
(Rebecca Johnson, the cast's musical comedy standout).
They make a cute couple — Kate in her welder's mask,
wielding a power drill, Steve in his apron baking muffins. But alas, the town is
too selfish, closed-minded and afraid to accept their love, and the resulting "Heterogate"
scandal engulfs the entire ensemble (Brian Weir, Justine Valdez, Natalie Monahan
and Matthew Rocheleau capably supply multiple supporting roles).